01/17/12

副刊:馬丁路德金的大喜日子,你估全國黑人如何慶祝?


01/07/12

副刊:中國山寨大洗底

當然第一個要介紹,就係山寨蘋果店


孔雀台新聞同華爾街日報都有講。

大型建設一樣有山寨,山寨版滴豉嚟

堶惘釩豸O加,白雪宮主,米奇,老鴨,連 Epcot center 個大波波照抄。呢個係北京石景山樂園

姨媽家居之後,又一山寨版,十一家居

中國名牌中,NIKE都慘受山寨化

四門迷你車?錯,這是山海力帆320

星巴克,即係時打北都有山寨版

呢個又如何呢?


唔爭在加埋山寨版老麥同必勝客

當然還有山寨版炸雞

而最勁係山寨版奧巴馬,吹BB

何止中國,奧巴馬大牌子,連美國紐約布碌崙同布朗市都有


12/3/11

副刊:聽眾頻頻來電問我做節目要找的資料來源

唔係時事解碼呀!而係靈異佛堂喎。講真,風水飛星,八字命理,易經占卜,包括梅花易同五行易我都識,而法科,泰國法科,泰國小乘佛學,真係冇資料做唔到節目。為了做節目,要上網溫習,這就是我上網找資料的地方,冇咗佢真係唔夠師兄嚟講。

泰國佛牌介紹,當然還有泰國高僧介紹
我看這個介紹來比對師兄所講,咦,都幾啱喎,師兄原來唔係吹水。

還有一個古曼童網站:http://www.kumanthong.net/
唔睇佢,做唔到靈異節目

討論區中,可以看其他人供佛牌,古曼童等,有乜特別嘢。

http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/articlelist_2265282664_0_1.html

其實好多討論區唔止可以睇電視電影,還有靈異論壇,而只要你們去靈異論壇會看到很多鬼故事。不過,真真假假你自己判斷。

而 youtube 中,也有大量資料

師兄在咪後所講,古曼童玩益力多,佢就話佢D古曼童玩汽水,我話唓,汽水有氣嘛,佢話咁益力多冇氣啩!玩到成個壇益力多要佢洗,我上網一搵,果然有棵咁嘅樹。

而回應都有人話佢個古曼都會咁玩,而且唔止一次

佢師弟亞 Ben ,在電視介紹古曼童

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同一對泰仔歌手的泰版古曼童,不過唔知佢講乜,只見顯靈有東西移動

11/06/11

哈哈,同陳近南講咗都話星期六啦

又一鑊金錢易,又名五行易,京房易解碼

上星期同木地板老細食飯,佢無端端同我講話星期三有地震。我問乜鬼嘢星期三地震呀?佢話佢個客打電話畀佢,話星期三會有地震。之前做做下節目嗰一次四級地震,都係佢個客一早同佢講過喎。我話咁神奇?有乜奇人異士,介紹畀我知喎,唔係啦,番屋企之後卜一支卦,睇吓係咪地震先。

搖卦搖出風澤中孚,五爻變,變為山澤損

   
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首先,要找出風澤中孚係八純卦中入邊一宮,找出係艮宮,而變卦又係艮宮,艮為山為土,找出每一支爻的地支,就可以求六親。

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求完六親梗係以當日天干求六獸,填埋世應,再看看是否六親齊全,如果唔係,再找伏神。

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唔爭在變卦都填埋地支同六親

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卜地震,古書只有卜筮正宗的黃金策有提過卜地震的卦象,就是,蛇鬼在坤宮動有地震。(原文:蛇鬼在坤宮動者,有地震,帶金則有聲,見刑則崩列)首先坤宮八卦,如果有動,就是有可能是地震,我想,都有道理嘅,因為坤為地,為土。土動,當然代表地震。但中孚卦不是坤宮,是艮宮,艮為山為土,唓!都係土啫。應該算合格啩?

土卦動,都未算地震,還要是蛇鬼動,看看中孚卦,咦?蛇係就係官鬼,不過安靜,冇動喎,動只不過係五爻的青龍動咋喎。不過,龍,大蛇也,所以,龍動都算合格之二。

還有第三,五卦巳父,伏神子水,水來克火,叫伏神克飛神,行內人叫出暴。即是事情來得快而凶。不過,即係幾時呢?

呢支卦係戊午日卜嘅,戊午日子丑空,即然子係旬空,目前不會出暴,要待出空之日,才會出暴。咁幾時先出空呢?30號星期日戊午,星期一己未,星期二庚申,星期三辛酉,星期四壬戌,星期五癸亥,星期六甲子,哈,星期六子出空,即是說,星期六出暴,克到飛神應一應。所以我話,星期三,睇唔出有克卦的現象,而星期六就有,所以我爆咪話,星期三冇可能有地震,係都星期六。

咁會唔會金山大地震呢?,五爻係外卦,所以係外邊,咁邊度呢?我唔知點解我話係北邊?北邊係坎卦,咁坎卦呢?唔見喎,可能我記錯咗。

外卦變嘅,係巽為風卦,東方,五行係木。



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而果然,星期三沒有地震,星期六,天陰陰,我心想,點會有地震?天熱先會地震啫,地氣升嘛。點知下午二點十就地震,3。2級,我上 facebook D人同我講,我先知。

Magnitude 3.2 earthquake strikes near Berkeley

洛杉磯時報:A shallow, magnitude 3.2 earthquake was reported Saturday afternoon two miles from the Bay Area town of Piedmont, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

The temblor occurred at 2:52 p.m. at a depth of 3.7 miles.

According to the U.S. Geological Survey, the epicenter was three miles from Berkeley, three miles from Emeryville and 11 miles from San Francisco City Hall.

In the last 10 days, there have been two earthquakes magnitude 3.0 and greater centered nearby.

Small quake rattles Bay Area

三藩市紀事報(11-05) 15:22 PDT Oakland -- Another small earthquake rattled the East Bay today, the latest in a string of temblors along the Hayward Fault.

The 3.2-magnitude quake hit at 2:52 p.m., centered near Lake Temescal in Oakland, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. There were no immediate reports of damage. The shaking was felt as far south as Redwood City and north into Benicia.

Magnitude-3.2 quake in S.F. Bay area jolts Berkeley

美國今日報USAtoday

BERKELEY, Calif. (AP) – An earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 3.2 has rattled part of the San Francisco Bay area.

The U.S. Geological Survey says the quake hit at 2:52 p.m. Saturday about three miles southeast of downtown Berkeley. A police dispatcher says police hadn't received any reports of damage or injuries.

The quake follows a series of similar-sized temblors that shook the area in recent weeks. Two quakes on Oct. 20 — one with a magnitude of 3.8 and another a magnitude 4.0 — hit the same day that many Californians took part in an annual earthquake preparedness drill.

希活斷層又震動 柏克萊3.2級地震

  三藩市東灣柏克萊市一帶兩周前曾發生一次4級地震以及連串馀震,昨日同一地區再度發生3.2級地震,而最近一封關於大地震即將來臨的電郵在柏克萊及灣區瘋傳,引起不少民衆的恐慌,而且該電郵更是出自三藩市州立大學教授之手。

  美國地質局於昨日下午2時52分,錄得東灣發生一次3.2級地震,震央在柏克萊東南方4哩處,距離地表4哩。這是自10月20日柏克萊附近發生4級地震及多次馀震以來,沿希活斷層帶發生的又一次地震。

  近期地震頻繁,與此同時不少灣區居民收到一封由親友轉發的電郵,電郵稱未來幾周該地區附近將會發生一次6級以上的大地震,而這封電郵是由三藩市州立大學公共管理學院院長史度華斯(Genie Stowers)教授發給其同事和親友的,電郵指一名在柏克萊市府工作的學生告訴她,地質學家向市府官員報告過「未來兩至三周,有30%的機會在希活斷層帶發生一次6級以上的地震。」

  電郵瘋傳 女教授道歉

  史度華斯表示與該名學生詳談後,便不斷髮出了這封電郵,並附上災難準備等信息。當史度華的親友將這封郵件轉寄至家長、學校和許多社區組織的時候,恰逢許多市府職員因財政預算而「自願休假」,因此這封郵件甚至放上了柏克萊的災難準備社區網絡上,該網絡是居民了解災難準備信息的其中一個主要途徑。

  美國地質局地震科學研究中心副主任納森(Keith Knudsen),其後亦收到不少朋友和鄰居的查問,他表示史度華斯教授的電郵內容並非全部正確。他說:「現時最好的科學預測方法顯示,在未來30年有 30%的機會,沿希活斷層帶發生一次6.7級或以上的地震,並非未來2或3周之內。」

  柏克萊市議員華斯頓(Kriss Worthington)收到數十名居民查詢,但市長和市議員都否認聽過所謂的地震預測報告。消防局和市府經理更特別發出電郵安撫民衆,指「不論是美國地質局、還是加州理工、還是其他科學家,都沒有預測到即將發生一場大地震。」隨後,史度華斯向華斯頓發出道歉電郵,該電郵亦迅速在社區內傳開,對此史度華斯表示這次是一個教訓。

以上係某某華文報咁講。

之前都有聽過流言話有地震,卜過幾次,都係冇地震卦象,今次聽到話大後日會地震,第一次卜卦有地震卦象,星期一幾大都爆咪講出占卜結果,而且重話唔係星期三,係星期六,結果咁都畀我計到正。不過,木地板嘅喂文哥,你講嗰位奇人雖然冇講啱星期幾,不過起碼佢唔使占卜喎,係未卜先知喎,而我就要占卜,先可以計出係星期六。介紹畀我知,等我問吓佢用乜嘢方法知道地震都好喎,交多個朋友嘛。

(後記:咦,都有蛇動喎,看看五爻動,五爻地支係巳,巳咪就係蛇囉?五爻係龍蛇齊動呀,而我占呢支卦,就係睇唔出係震級第幾級,我知灣區好多人玩五行易,京房易。各位前輩如果可以教我如何看級數,請你教教細佬。又如果卜地震又有另一種卦象,唔好守秘,話畀我知吖,齊齊研究,我好有興趣架。 喂,紐約易經高手,都可以教吓我級數。

我記得了,點解我會話係北邊地震,因為出暴的伏神係子,我係用地支方位,唔係用卦象洛書方位,所以錯咗。)

多謝一位易經前輩來依貓指正,蛇鬼在坤宮動是地震的原因是,主要根據為<黃金策>註解:「螣蛇、鬼在坤宮動者, 主有地震, 逢金則有聲, 帶刑則崩裂.」這樣的註解是合理的, 因為「螣蛇主虛驚怪異之事」; 官鬼爻是年時占的忌神, 代表災禍; 坤象為地, 綜合三者, 象徵「發生在地面之怪異、不尋常的災禍」, 有地震的現象.

而我所講,龍,大蛇也,這種說法完全扭曲古法的意思. 如前所述, 古法取「螣蛇」意在其代表「虛驚怪異之事」, 而不是真的有一條蛇在地下動而產生地震. 所以不能說龍是大蛇, 會產生更大的地震, 因為青龍乃「吉慶之事」。如果蛇動是地震,龍,大蛇動也是地震,那麼勾陳動都是地震啦?勾陳憂田土,很多人不知六獸中,勾陳為何物,勾陳,是蚯蚓。不是像你這樣解釋的。

而真正原因是你在戊午日占卜,子午相沖,子為暗動,你在卦中自己都寫下子,暗動,子又為伏神,伏神暗動克飛神,才是地震原因,而卦中青龍動為喜慶,雖地震而沒有大礙。叫逢凶化吉。

青龍,大蛇也,係邵偉華自己老作,不要盲從,要學古人經驗作分析。

多謝前輩指正,不過,你還未教我如何看級數。

 

10/5/10

副刊:簡易梅花易數

女朋友唔見條車匙,搵咗成日,到了晚上叫我幫手搵,好,排支卦啦,排出雷澤歸妹四爻變。

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互卦見水火,我一睇,唓,唔使搵啦,都唔喺間屋度,不過冇唔見,出去架車搵啦。一定搵得出。果然。

解碼:歸妹卦一出,先看體用。四爻變即是外卦變,外卦為用,內卦為體為自己,自己是兌卦金,外卦震為用為外在因素為木,自己金劈木是自己有利,所以說是可以找回。為什麼不在屋內呢?因為外卦動,所以判為屋外,但在那堜O?變成坤為地,跌在外面地還可以找回?當然,因為坤卦土,土生自己兌金,生自己即是有進益,所以一定可以找回,但那塈鉿^又要再拿多點線索,求互卦。

互卦水火,水是流動之意,火是點火之意,點火而動嘅仲唔係車?再看看水卦的形:

似唔似一架車呀?所以我話條車匙唔會唔見(本卦我克佢,變卦佢生我,我有利),條匙唔喺屋度,喺出邊(外卦動),喺架車的地上(互見水火,變坤為地)幾準!重有呀!歸妹卦,卦名都知道歸你啦,點會唔見咗呢!

08/11/10

副刊:高人老師

一班學生向老師說,奧巴馬式的社會主義是最好的政策,資本主義是推嵩個人主義,是自私,是貪心!

老師一聽,說:好,我們一齊來做一個實驗,以後我來評分,用奧巴馬式的平均分配,沒有人會不合格,但也沒有人會拿A,大家說好!

第一次測驗完了,人人的分數都是B,勤力的學生們覺得不公平,而不努力的學生卻暗暗自喜。

第二次測驗又完了,今次的平均分數是D,每一位學生都不開心,為什麼會這麼多人不用功呢?

第三次測驗都結束了,今次的平均分數是F,學生們都發覺,原來奧巴馬對通渠佬亞祖所講,我加稅是要平均財,這樣對人人都好!是騙人的。

高人老師,勁!你救了一班受奧巴馬茶毒心靈的學生們,現在他們經過你的實驗,醒覺了。

04/04/10

副刊:奧巴馬???ワカー

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8/31/09

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羊群喜出望外,有幾隻小羊提議乾脆固定要瘦獅子,不要那頭肥獅子了。
一隻老公羊提醒說:「瘦獅子是怕我們送它回上帝那裡挨餓,才對我們這麼好。萬一肥獅子餓死了,我們沒有了選擇的餘地,瘦獅子很快就會恢復凶殘的本性。」
羊群覺得老羊說得有理,為了不讓另一頭獅子餓死,它們趕緊把它換回來。
原先肥壯的那頭獅子,已餓得剩下皮包骨頭了,並且也懂得了自己的命運是操縱在羊群手裡的道理。為了能在草原上待久一點,它竟百般討好起羊群來。
而那頭被送交給上帝的獅子,則難過得流下了眼淚。北邊羊群在經歷了重重磨難後,終於過上了自由自在的生活。
 南邊羊的處境卻越來越悲慘了,那隻狼因為沒有競爭對手,羊群又無法更換它,它就胡作非為,每天都要咬死幾十隻羊,這隻狼早已不吃羊肉了,它只喝羊的血,還不准羊叫,那隻叫就立刻咬死那隻。南邊的羊群只能在心中哀歎:「早知道這樣,還不如要兩頭獅子。」
這是一道非常簡單的選擇題,據我多次親自嘗試的經驗,如果問歐美的朋友,大多數人都會選獅子,但是如果拿來問我們自己華人,大多數人都會選狼。
領悟到了嗎? 握有決定權的才有生機,否則只有任人宰割的份兒了…!
 
潛能密碼:當你覺得你的快樂是別人帶給你的,那麼,你將永遠不快樂,因為,你必須時時仰望著別人的臉色與情緒來決定你的喜怒哀樂。 當你覺得你是所有快樂的滿足的來源,那麼,你就是那個時時處於快樂天堂領悟的人

 


08/20/09

副刊:

我們的大隻佬州長去日本做乜?

嘩!大做杯呀!

05/20/09

副刊:遊船河新地點

索馬里群島?

05/12/09

副刊:新遊戲

估吓有幾多非法入境

 

04/30/09

副刊:左治卡連

串爆全球暖化。

 

04/15/09

副刊:

你每次的看電視減肥運動是不是冇效呢?

可以學吓暴露西的運動,包你減肥成功。

 

04/01/09

副刊:精彩香艷鋼柱舞

 

和誠實的騙徒。

03/19/09

副刊:你見過八個BB出生時未呀?

 

OBAMA點解?

01/26/09

08年坤為地支卦又點解呢?

08年1月28日丑時卜國運

丁亥年 癸丑月 丁卯日 辛丑時  月健丑 日健卯 月破未 日破(暗動)酉 日空戌亥

        坤為地 順 八純卦六沖

    孫 "世 酉龍 暗動                    ’庚官

歲才    "        亥玄    身卦    日空        "子才

    兄    "        丑虎    月健                    "戌兄

    官    "應    卯蛇    日健                    "卯官

    父    "        巳勾                                "巳父

    兄    "        未雀    日克月破年空    "未兄

陽::卦成六條老陰,無動爻,卦成純土,因為土克水,土陰暗,子孫暗動持世,所以我話天旱。

師:純土克水,雨水不足是對的,但卦中無火,又點算天旱呢?你只可斷雨水不足,無天旱。

陽:又係噃。

師:你斷卦多數看卦中五行有乜,但你也要看卦中五行有什麼不足,如,卦中無火,你一樣可斷今年夏天不熱。土主陰晦,無水無火,你也可斷冬天很冷,但沒有風雪災。(無坎卦無巽卦)咁我問你,你何以斷沒有地震?

陽:黃金策話,鬼蛇在坤宮動先有地震嘛,坤卦是坤宮,鬼是有動,但不是蛇動呀,是龍動嘛。

師:龍,大蛇也,大蛇動,重勁呀!今次是上卦最上爻動,上卦又叫外卦,卜國運外卦是外國,卜地運外卦是外地。卜家運外卦是外家。今次外卦大蛇在坤宮動,外國一定有大地震。咁我問你,地震幾多級?

陽:乜可以計咩?

師:坤卦是什麼數?

陽:一乾二兌三離四震五巽六坎七艮八坤。八坤?呀,八級!

師:所以中國咪有八級地震。咁我問你,點解你會話一定是希拉里做總統。

陽:嘩!坤卦喎,坤為老母,而五爻也是陰爻,重唔係女人做總統?而五爻落空,天子爻邊有落空之理,所以象仔黨一定不能連任。落空了。

師:五爻空是改朝換代是對的,陰爻陰卦是女人做總統原本也是對的,但你看看是不是有變卦?

陽:上爻變,坤卦老母變艮卦少男。係噃,臨尾有變卦喎。

師:所以,成日聽人講話臨尾變卦就係咁解。你再看看五爻六獸是什麼?點解?

陽:五爻是玄武,玄武是賊,盜賊咁解。

師:總統原本是希拉里的,但五爻奧巴馬用橫手,叫ACORN大造假票,把希拉里的票偷回來,所以最後變卦奧巴馬做總統,是偷回來的。

陽:原來原本是希拉里做總統,奧巴馬少男艮卦以玄武盜賊偷來總統寶座,一一可以在卦中看見,勁。

師:咁點解你話08年國家經濟有問題,國家收入少咗,不會好似07年咁,但08年的經濟表現,比起你的預測差很多喎。

陽:因為,卦中兄弟爻重見,不過,爻有六條,六親對卦的關係只有五種,所以,卦中兄弟爻重見的機會是常見的,我只知經濟差,稅收少,但點解會咁差呢?

師:卦中兄弟爻不只重見,是四重見,因為變卦的兄弟爻都計的,即是兄弟爻四見,兄弟爻是刦財之神,現有四刦財爻來刦。已經嚴重。第二,財空,因為五爻空,所以經濟差。第三,兄弟爻月健,刦財的是大隻佬。你話,美國經濟你話幾慘。

陽:原來係咁,我明了。


01/19/09

副刊:一封老闆寫給打工仔的信

To All My Valued Employees,

There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country.

However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.

 

 First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.

 
However, what you don't see is the back story.

 
I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations... You never realize the back story and the sacrifices I've made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds.

Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:

I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy.

Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep.

So where am I going with all this?

 

It's quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem any more.

Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

If you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about....

Signed,

Your boss

 

01/05/09

今日副刊:

Robbie Maddison 在年三十晚在拉記飛車上頂樓的表演,要一看再看,還要看最尾由天台跳下來

 


12/31/08

今日副刊:又到年尾,你同我又老一年啦!

不過,你地認得佢地嗎


12/29/08

今日副刊

我係唔係太古板,太保守呢?對一個卡通片汽水廣告,咁大驚小怪!

 

12/16/08

今日副刊

本年度最佳警察局犯人相

而這是最經典的一群

都話過最支持奧巴馬的是壞人啦. !!!

11/18/08

副刊:點解男人看婦女新姿都會看出癮?

答案:因為男人看的角度同師奶看的角度不同。

 

11/06/08

今日副刊:

奧巴馬當選了總統之後的凶兆

奧巴馬伊利諾州的六合彩估三個字是,666!!!

看!是6!6!6!呀!    ︿︿︿︿︿

10/31/08

印度占星家預測
奧巴馬大勝有血光之災
2008年10月31日

【法新社孟買30日電】多位印度占星家預測,美國民主黨總統候選人奧巴馬將以大幅差距贏得總統選舉,但是其中一人警告奧巴馬,未來可能有血光之災生命威脅的時候。
知名印度占星家達盧瓦拉告訴記者說:「奧巴馬是百分之百的獅子座,獅子座的人不只是天生領袖,他們本身還有特殊的魅力。」
達盧瓦拉說:「(共和黨候選人)麥凱恩有許多優點,但是他不在這個運勢潮流中。他運勢差多了。他籠罩在獅子座的陰影下。麥凱恩之前運氣到的時候,他可能氣勢很好,但是現在時機不屬於他。」
孟買占星家夏瑪也預測奧巴馬將以明顯差距,贏得11月4日的選舉。
他說:「星象情勢與星座的會合非常清楚指出麥凱恩將輸掉這場選舉,而奧巴馬將會勝選,幅度至少百分之十。」
但是他擔心2010年4月至2011年1月間,疲弱的太陽進入奧巴馬星座命盤的時候。
他說:「2010年4月5日至2010年5月16日的這一個月時間內,對奧巴馬來說非常凶險。我真心祈禱一切無恙。」
建議戴紅寶石避凶
要求更進一步說明時,他補充說:「我看到從2010年4月5日開始,他的生命面臨危險。我認為有兩成五的機率化險為夷。因此他應該非常小心自己的安全,小心替他效力的人。」
他表示,為了抵消疲弱太陽帶來的影響,奧巴馬應該戴紅寶石。
印度的奧巴馬粉絲,聽說這位民主黨總統候選人一直戴著猴子幸運護身符之後,今年年初送他一座印度教猴神的小神像。
 


10/16/08

今日副刊:

返工聽歌六步曲....

第一步,聽冧歌。。。

第二步,聽勁歌。。。

第三步,聽粗口歌。。。

第四步,聽 hip hop....

第五步,聽黑鬼幫派rap。。。

第六步,產生幻覺,聽到自己把聲大叫。。。

10/10/08

今日副刊:

泰版幪面超人加中文字幕

泰文漏奶,是壞人咁解,隻歌講壞人做好多壞事,搞寸party,好在有幪面超人打壞人,咁上下啦。

09/04/08

副刊:

今日精選圖片

喂!我等緊驢仔黨的政府畀我食物,畀我所需。

08/25/08

副刊:

冰捕魚

總統選舉選票太接近。 共和黨候選人和民主黨候選人都沒有足夠的投票。 有談論選票重新計算,法庭挑戰,等等,但是捕魚競爭好像有體育道德方法解決事情的方法。為期一周。 在週末抓住最多魚的候選人將當選。

因此,決定應該有一塊冰捕魚競爭在兩個候選人之間捕比賽確定獲勝者。

之後來回討論,決定於遙遠結冰北明尼蘇達湖比賽。

有不在場的觀察者,並且兩個人將需要被在這上分別出發,在下午5點返回,公證人是中立的隊伍, 在第一天結束時,麥頃返回起點線,他有10 條魚。

不久,Obama 返回並且沒有魚。 嗯,每個人以為他當日倒霉或者某些事情,充滿希望,他第二天將趕上。

在第2天麥頃帶著20條魚進來,Obama沒有一個帶著進來。

那天晚上,祖•拜登跟Obama祕密聚集並且說,' Obama,我想麥頃一定欺騙。 我想要你明天出去並且甚至不捕魚。 請偵察他和看他正怎樣欺騙。 '

明天晚上(在之後麥頃帶50(魚)返回 ,拜登對Obama 說,' 好,告訴我,麥頃怎樣 欺騙嗎? '

Obama回答,'祖,你不會相信這,他在冰面挖洞。 '

04/22/08

副刊

介紹一個失敗網站


03/26/08

副刊:

希拉里波斯尼亞最新紀錄片

還記得之前CBS報道,話希拉里在波斯尼亞講大話,重有條片添:

今日,希拉你陣營反駁,出咗條新片:

 

大哥,唔好咁揚,我有夜視鏡架。

 


03/23/08

副刊: 明寸希拉你的歌曲, Let it be, 唔係, 係Hillary.

 

你會不會太得閒呢?

請你看免費的電視,和電影,合法,免費!!!

03/18/08

副刊

所有反駁戈爾全球暖化的片段

假環保戈爾假仁假義自己用電比平均美國人多二十倍

二氧化炭形成暖化? 錯!科學家話暖化形成二氧化炭才對
二氧化炭也不是主要的溫室氣體, 水蒸氣才是95%的溫室氣體而戈爾也知道
全球暖化會令海水上升二十呎? 哈!頂櫳廿二吋咋.
科學嘅嘢, 你信科學家, 定信政治家?

 


03/13/08

副刊

五十種你估佢唔到的科學

你要打發時間嗎?


03/10/08

聯婚笑話

中國人聯婚把兩個姓放在一起會鬧出笑話,如毛錢聯婚,俞何聯婚,魯馮聯婚,張胡聯婚,原來,鬼佬都有咁嘅笑話。

02/28/08

英國佬給伊斯蘭佬欺


02/19/08

副刊

馬丁路德金要面對的問題。。。

是要教班黑人英文呀!夢都唔識串!

希拉你同隻狗改名

02/11/08

細路百厭老母要罸,但咁罸法,是不是太離譜?

一個話要罸,一個願意受罸,我就話沒有不好。

你聽過希拉你香水味?

我都未聽過喎。

 

10/22/07

相片要飛邊的原因

請看沒有飛邊的原圖


08/07/07

看看非法入境對美國的貢獻

ILLEGAL ALIEN "CONTRIBUTIONS" TO THE U.S.

2006 (First Quarter) INS/FBI Statistical Report on Undocumented Immigrants



CRIME

95 % of Warrants in LOS ANGELES are for ILLEGAL ALIENS

83 % of Warrants for MURDER in Phoenix Arizona are FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS

86 % of Warrants for MURDER in Albuquerque New Mexico are for ILLEGAL ALIENS

75 % of those on the most wanted list in Los Angeles, Phoenix, Albuquerque are ILLEGAL ALIENS

24.9 % OF ALL INMATES in California detention centers are Mexican Nationals here ILLEGALLY

40.1 % of all inmates in Arizona detention centers are Mexican Nationals here ILLEGALLY

29 % (630,000) Convicted ILLEGAL ALIENS felons fill our state and federal prisons at the cost of $1.5

Billion Annually

53 % Plus of all investigated burglaries reported in California, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona and Texas

are perpetrated by ILLEGAL ALIENS

50 % Plus of all gang members in Los Angeles are ILLEGAL ALIENS

71 % Plus of all apprehended Cars stolen in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, and California were

stolen by ILLEGAL ALIENS or "Transport Coyotes "

47 % of cited / stopped Drivers in California have NO License, NO Insurance, and NO Registration for the

vehicle of that 47 %, over 92 % were ILLEGAL ALIENS

63 % of cited / stopped Drivers in Arizona have NO License, NO Insurance, and NO Registration for the

vehicle of that 63 %, over 97 % are ILLEGAL ALIENS

66 % of cited / stopped Drivers in New Mexico have NO License, NO Insurance, and NO Registration for

the vehicle Of that 66 %, over 98 % were ILLEGAL ALIENS



BIRTHS

380,000 Plus "ANCHOR BABIES" were born in the U.S. in 2005 to ILLEGAL ALIEN PARENTS, making 380,000 babies automatically U.S. Citizens 97.2% of all costs incurred from those births were paid for by American taxpayers.

66 % OF all births in California are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal whose births were paid by taxpayers



HOUSING

300,000 plus illegal aliens in Los Angeles Country are living in garages

Nearly 60 % of all occupants of HUD properties in the United States are illegal aliens.



TV & RADIO STATIONS

14 out of 31 TV stations in L.C. are Spanish only16 out of 28 TV stations in Phoenix are Spanish only

15 out of 24 TV stations in Albuquerque are Spanish only 21 radio stations in Los Angeles are Spanish only

17 radio stations in Los Angeles are Spanish only 17 radio stations in Albuquerque are Spanish only



SCHOOLS

34% plus of Arizona students in grades 1-12 are illegal aliens and 24% plus are non-English speaking

39% plus of California students in grades 1-12 are illegal aliens and 42% plus are non-English speaking

In Los Angeles County, 5.1 million people speak English - 3.9 million speak Spanish



SOCIAL SERVICES

43 % of all Food Stamps issued are to illegal aliens

41 % of all Unemployment Checks in the United States are to illegal aliens

58 % of all Welfare payments in the United States are issued to illegal aliens

Less than 2 % of illegal aliens are picking crops but 41 % are on welfare



POPULATION

Over 70% of the U.S. annual population growth (and over 90% of CA, FL, and NY) results from immigration



EMPLOYER PROFITS

The estimated profit to U.S. corporations and businesses employing illegal aliens in 2005 was more than 2.36 trillion



TAXES

62 % of all "undocumented immigrants" in the U.S. are working for cash and not paying taxes, predominantly illegal aliens are working without a green card

The cost of immigration to the American taxpayer in 1997 (last known calculation by Professor Donald Huddle, Rice University) was a NET (after subtracting taxes immigrants pay), $70 Billion per year. [What are the 2006 costs?]

The lifetime fiscal impact (taxes paid minus services used) for the average illegal alien is $55,000 cost to the American taxpayer in a 5-year span. You personally pay $11,000 every year to illegal aliens.

JOBS (per Center for Immigration Studies - September 2006): Between 2000 and 2005, 4.1 million immigrant workers arrived in the U.S., accounting for 86% of the net increase in the total number of employed persons (16 & older), the highest share ever recorded in the U.S. Of the 4.1 million, between 1.4 and 2.7 million are estimated to be illegal aliens. Also, between 2000 and 2005, the number of young (16 to 34) native-born men employed declined by 1.7 million - at the same time, the number of new male immigrant workers increased by 1.9 million. [Do you still believe the gov't employment rate stats?]

ACTION: Please share this data with elected officials, particularly those who spew the PCBS about all the "contributions of illegal aliens to our society" AND "our economy would collapse without them"! However, NONE of this will matter IF our borders are not secured OR Pres. Bush succeeds in abolishing them (via his SPP, NAU, NAFTA Hwy), and illegal alien murders, drug smugglers and terrorists continue to be welcomed into our country

 


7/24/07

百年難得一見

候菜因隻貓相片

5/16/07

盟報副刊

不是只有星島才會亂作新聞標題,老番都是。。。

第一位,是

Bush Moving on Air Pollution

JENNIFER LOVEN
The Associated Press

看看原文,其實是欠了一個字,Bush Moving on Reducing Air Pollution 才真。

這個又好笑

Cruise Ship Runs Around Off Alaska Coast

ANNE SUTTON Associated Press Writer

船梗係 runs around 啦,原來是 runs aground 擱淺。

 

四方移民服務中心擴充服務範圍

本中心多年為大家辦移民來美,入籍,辦身分,做美國公民,實現美國夢!

現在,本中心擴充服務,為美國公民,不論是土生土長,還是入籍公民,申請成為非法入境者。即是無證移民。

嘩!有冇搞錯?掉番轉頭?

 

對!當你成為非法移民,你才知道好處多多。

  1. 你的主要醫療保健是急症室,費用全免,免月費,可打占,不用久侯,送大床,護士,醫藥。
  2. 你的子女可以到任何美國大學只交本州學費,不用交外州貴學費,話之你是外州外國。
  3. 全免費的學前教育,你也可要求師資要講你的外國語言。英文,聽唔明喎!
  4. 竟然是非法,即是不用交稅囉!非法入境如果話過去五年可以交三年稅的話,就有資格申請做美國公民。咁美國公民如果過去五年,只交三年稅,是不是有資格做非法入境者?係就回水,我05,04交好多稅。
  5. 所有的社會補助,如粮食,房屋補助,家庭護理等不會減少,只有增多,而三藩市已經宣佈是非法入境者天堂,警察不得問你身分。

總之著數多多,本中心為各界服務咁多年,沒有點條黑路你行。

電話:(800)ILLEGAL 找陳小姐。



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